Thursday, May 24, 2007

Americone Dream update


I have tasted the sweet nectar that is Steven Colbert's Americone Dream. It blew my mind, which left my gut to make decisions from here on.

Here's a tip: I engect Bovine Growth Hormone directly into the ice cream. It adds that additional punch of flavor and allows me to see past time and space. I need to cut back a bit; just today I gained 500 pounds and I picked up a bus and threw it at a broken down ATM. Take that hippy, leftest Ben and Jerry.

Domonics on the corner of Foster and Sheridan, your off notice.

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